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“We strongly discourage any trampoline abuse by our players. Nearly one person dies a year from operating trampolines, which is a risk no person should take. We have the proper institutions set up to deal with abuse, and players should know they can always find help from trampoline addiction.”
For some players at the clinic today, saying no to trampoline jumping hit too close to home. Throughout the lecture, one unknown player looked quite agitated according to a source. Only a few minutes into the instructional talks, the player proceeded to jump on a trampoline in front of the entire Yankee team and say,
“Do you know who I am? I’m Nick Swisher. I play for the New York Yankees. You don’t know my family. You don’t know me. I will kill you. I know all of you, and I will kill all of you and blow this place up.”
Although the clinic ended on a sour note, the team is preparing to continue these types of preventative talks. Joe Girardi confirmed that a discussion on carrying empty boxes down stairs, intense Guitar Hero playing, and sitting on your fat lazy ass all winter were already scheduled before Friday’s season opener in Tampa.
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That was hilarious! I sat at the home pc last night laughing out loud and had to explain to my wife what was so funny. However, I think you left one item out: age sensitivity training. We’ve got several mid-to-late 30′s plus a few 40+ year olds and these guys have to be treated carefully. Epithets like ‘Methuselah’ and ‘Moyer’ will simply not be tolerated, nor excessive references to stool softeners, joint pain relief or ED treatments.
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