Boston Red Sox New York Yankees
Pedro Ciriaco, 2B Derek Jeter, SS
Daniel Nava, LF Ichiro Suzuki, LF
Cody Ross, RF Alex Rodriguez, DH
Mauro Gomez, 1B Robinson Cano, 2B
Ryan Lavarnway, DH Mark Teixeira, 1B
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C Curtis Granderson, CF
Danny Valencia, 3B Nick Swisher, RF
Che-Hsuan Lin, CF Russell Martin, C
Jose Iglesias, SS Eric Chavez, 3B
Clay Buchholz, SP CC Sabathia, SP

The first pitch is scheduled for 7:05 p.m., on YES. Let’s go Yankees!

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163 Responses to Game 160: Save Us, Marky Mark

  1. Professor Longnose says:

    Beat Buchholz and the rest should be easy.

  2. Phil C says:

    Oh goody! Time for the Pawtucket Red Sluts vs. the New York AARPers.

    About this game:
    Oh lord won’t you buy me an AL East pennant.
    My friends all have wild cards, I must make amends.
    Worked hard all this season, no help from my friends.
    So oh lord won’t you buy me an AL East pennant.

    And down in FL:
    I stuck around St. Petersburg
    When I saw it was a time for a change
    Killed the birds with Lung Disease
    Showalter screamed in vain

  3. Professor Longnose says:

    Ciriaco made an out! It’s an omen!

  4. Professor Longnose says:

    Evey time I start to feel sorry for Bobby Valentine, he does something unlikable, like taking Ellsbury out of the lineup.

    • Phil C says:

      I think I felt sorry for him once, it was when…..
      nope, I guess I never did.

      • Professor Longnose says:

        He was a Met, so I’ll never be on his side, but he’s really been in a tough situation this year. He made it worse when he could have smoothed it over, but he took a lot of shit.

  5. Professor Longnose says:

    No score for the Icteruses in the top of the first.

  6. Phil C says:

    I bet this is a tight game, Bucholtz has been pitching very well lately, even though the AARPers generally hit him. And generally, CC struggles against them, but this is the a team wearing Boston uniforms for Halloween.

  7. Professor Longnose says:

    2 out, 2 on for the Rays.

  8. Professor Longnose says:

    Uh-Oh. CC needs to come up big.

  9. Phil C says:

    CC comes up, well, like CC!

  10. Professor Longnose says:

    Mid-2nd, Icteri-Mobuli still scoreless.

  11. Phil C says:

    Even with the extra WC team, there is a chance that the Lung Disease & the LAAofA both have a better record than the AL Central winner.

    • Professor Longnose says:

      Yeah, the system allows only the Tigers to get their rotation in order even though they are the worst team that will make the playoffs.

  12. Professor Longnose says:

    One for the money
    Two for the show
    Three to get ready
    Now Go, Yanks, Go!

  13. Phil C says:

    Yaaaaaaaa Hoooooooooooo

  14. smurfy says:

    Swish made Buccholtz skip rope backwards.

  15. Phil C says:

    It was a typo earlier, 13-2.

    • Professor Longnose says:

      It bet it’s a very close 13-2 game.

      3-2 is still possible. And the way the Yankees shut down sometimes in the later innings…

  16. smurfy says:

    and the beat goes on, and, hopefully, on and on

  17. Professor Longnose says:

    That was a double. No question.

  18. Phil C says:

    That HR by Martin wasn’t fair. He used three wrists.

  19. smurfy says:

    …but coach, if I put it in there, they’ll just hit it out.

  20. Phil C says:

    I think the Curse of the Bambino is back just in time for 100th anniversary of Fenway.

  21. Professor Longnose says:

    Icterus (Baltimore Orioles): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_oriole

    Mobula (Devil Rays): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobula

  22. Professor Longnose says:

    Very slow with database errors.

  23. Professor Longnose says:

    Pound the Sox right out of this series.

  24. Professor Longnose says:

    Valentine is going to leave Buchholz in to take a pounding.

  25. smurfy says:

    Bobby is going to offer us Aceves back if we’ll just leave them alone. He’ll pay the shipping.

  26. Phil C says:

    I don’t care who’s wearing the uniforms, I just love, LOVE I tell you, a Yankee rout of Boston!

    Read the score board and weep in St Pete.

  27. smurfy says:

    Quite some firewoiks, boys.

  28. Phil C says:

    Oh my!! Get that man an unlimited tex minutes plan!

  29. Professor Longnose says:

    Damn, Swish only hit a double.

  30. smurfy says:

    Everybody’s gonna match the back of their baseball card tonight.

  31. Professor Longnose says:

    Some really funny comments on overthemonster.com.

  32. Phil C says:

    Thank you Ben Zobrist. Come on Lung Disease:

    I get by with a little help from my friends,
    I get high with a little help from my friends,
    Going to try with a little help from my friends.

  33. Phil C says:

    CC had to sit a long time, but I doubt he minded it. That was my second favorite inning this year by the Yanks. (After that 9-0 comeback vs Red Sucks)

    Ba, ba, ba,
    bomb. bomb the Sox

  34. Professor Longnose says:

    Ciriyukko struck out. Truly rock bottom for the Sockholes.

  35. Phil C says:

    With all these advances in satellite technology and DVR’s, etc. why can’t I turn off Kay and just listen to Kenny and Coney?

  36. Professor Longnose says:

    What did Michael Kay say that Bobby Valentine would have done differently? I missed it.

  37. Professor Longnose says:

    One out, runner on second for the Icteri.

  38. Professor Longnose says:

    Wow. Cano looks awesome.

  39. Professor Longnose says:

    Mobula got out of it. Still 1-0, mid 6th.

  40. Phil C says:

    Thank you Coney. I like that stat: AB/RBI

  41. Professor Longnose says:

    If you don’t count that one half-inning, the Yankees are losing 1-0 and being no-hit!

  42. Professor Longnose says:

    Dang you, Icteri!

  43. Phil C says:

    It’s Linsanity!

  44. Professor Longnose says:

    Maybe let CC come out of the game after 5 and rest up.

  45. Professor Longnose says:

    Longoria on first to open the 7th.

  46. Professor Longnose says:

    First and third, no one out for the Mobula.

  47. Professor Longnose says:

    Sac fly. 2-1 Mobula.

  48. Professor Longnose says:

    First and third again, still one out.

  49. Professor Longnose says:

    Pop out. Still first and third.

  50. Professor Longnose says:

    Double! 4-1 Mobula.

  51. Professor Longnose says:

    When Micahel Kay says a pitcher is coming out, I never know if he means coming out of the game or coming out of the dugout.

  52. smurfy says:

    Michael no likes ketchup, but he loves extra mustard on his home runs. LOVES him some loong balls. Starting a movement to get them credited for 1.5 runs, if they’re over 462 feet.

    • Professor Longnose says:

      A lot of his excitement sounds canned.

    • Phil C says:

      Kay is awful, and by that I mean AWFUL, but I get to listen to some other games on MLBN, and OMG there are plenty who are worster!

      • Professor Longnose says:

        I listen to some games on radio feed, and there are a bunch of bland announcers.

      • smurfy says:

        yeah, I wanna lynch whoever yells that “It’s outta here!” they play everyday on the QuickPitch intro. Generally MLBN shows me some bad taste in their rapid-fire clips with mucho yelling, and machine gun homers, whap, whaqp, whapity, whap.

        • Professor Longnose says:

          I hate home run calls in general. They make home runs sound the same, and they aren’t.

          • smurfy says:

            yeah, I’ve been noticing Michael’s habits, “lines one”, “laces one” on singles and such, leaves a lot of excitement on the table with their overly canned approach.

  53. Professor Longnose says:

    Trivia: Who are the 11 longest-serving Yankee broadcasters of all time?

  54. Professor Longnose says:

    Mid 8th, still 4-1 Mobula.

  55. Phil C says:

    Mel, Red, Scooter, White, Kay, damn, I should remember more! Mercer?

      • Professor Longnose says:

        So far you got 6.

        Phil Rizzuto (40 yrs)
        Mel Allen (29 yrs)
        XXXXXXXXXXXX (24 yrs)
        Bobby Murcer (22 yrs)
        Michael Kay (21 yrs)
        XXXXXXXXXXXX (18 yrs)
        Bill White (18 yrs)
        XXXXXXXXXXXX (16 yrs)
        Red Barber (13 yrs)
        XXXXXXXXXXXX (13 yrs)
        XXXXXXXXXXXX (12 yrs)

        • Phil C says:

          I’ll probably kick myself, but that’s all I can think of.

          • Professor Longnose says:

            Phil Rizzuto (40 yrs)
            Mel Allen (29 yrs)
            John Sterling (24 yrs)
            Bobby Murcer (22 yrs)
            Michael Kay (21 yrs)
            Frank Messer (18 yrs)
            Bill White (18 yrs)
            Ken Singleton (16 yrs)
            Red Barber (13 yrs)
            Jim Kaat (13 yrs)
            Al Trautwig (12 yrs)

            According to wikipedia.

            • Phil C says:

              Sterling cross my mind as did Kenny, but I didn’t think either was there that long! The others, no way.

              • Professor Longnose says:

                I’d rather listen to anyone on that list rather than Sterling except maybe Jim Kaat. (I never heard Barber but I’d take him over Sterling anyway.)

    • smurfy says:

      I loved Mel’s voice on The Week in BB. Did you have Red Barber? He was greta.

      Jack Brickhouse, Milo Hamilton and Harry Carey, for the Cubbies. Good ol’ Jack.

  56. Professor Longnose says:

    Upton doubled to open the bottom of the 8th.

  57. Professor Longnose says:

    Upton on third with one out.

  58. Professor Longnose says:

    It looks like Cabrera really will win the triple crown. I didn’t think he could do it.

  59. Professor Longnose says:

    Fielder’s choice. 5-1 Mobula.

  60. Professor Longnose says:

    Sabathia still out there.

  61. Phil C says:

    I see C-Dick, but I don’t see CC being kept in the game.

  62. smurfy says:

    Lin sure knows where that 5 – 6 hole is. Twice to the same spot.

  63. Professor Longnose says:

    Farnsworth in for the Mobula.

  64. Professor Longnose says:

    This hasn’t been that long a game, given that there was a 46-minute half inning.

  65. Professor Longnose says:

    Farnsworth gave up a 2-run HR. 5-3, still no one out.

  66. Professor Longnose says:

    Single. Tying run at the plate for the Icteri.

  67. Phil C says:

    Gardy at the plate! Sweeeeeet!!

  68. Professor Longnose says:

    First and second for the Icteri. Still no one out.

  69. Professor Longnose says:

    Thome struck out. Two on, one out.

  70. Phil C says:

    Melk Man II!! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

  71. Professor Longnose says:

    Mark Reynolds K’d. Two out.

  72. Professor Longnose says:

    That’s it. Rays win. Now root for the A’s to lose, so that the Rays have to play hard tomorrow.

  73. Phil C says:

    I want some Aardvark!!

  74. Professor Longnose says:

    That quiver joke was worthy of you, Phil.

  75. smurfy says:

    finally, a true laugher. Ah, feels goood.

  76. Phil C says:

    To think that the magic number was 163 at the start of the season and now it’s 2!

    MLBN commentators wondering about why CC pitched so deep.

  77. Phil C says:

    Chat y’all tomorrow.

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