We’re just an hour away from the soothing sounds of Chris Berman MC’ing the HR Derby. I’m sure you’re all as excited as I am. In a new twist this year, turns out the home run derby is actually a race war! Uh, or something like that.

While you may be obliged to root for the American league, worry not about rooting against David Ortiz. Robinson Cano will have his father pitch to him.

Don’t forget to stay tuned after the derby for the celebrity softball game, the worst run celebrity event in sports! It was taped yesterday so you can see some photos here if you just can’t wait any longer .

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52 Responses to Open Thread- Home Run Derby

  1. Professor Longnose says:

    Go, Cano! I hope he does better than Swisher did last year. Love the guy, but he was pathetic.

  2. YankeesJunkie says:

    Personally, I would love to see a guys like Ichiro who can hit BP ball out the park. That is what this competition pretty much is.

  3. Professor Longnose says:

    I saw saw two people in the stamds standing next to each other holding up signs that had a target and said “HIT IT HERE. WIN A FREE OVEN MITT.”

  4. Steve S. says:

    I’d love to see Sam Fuld in the HR Derby. That would be hilarious.

  5. Steve S. says:

    Is anyone going to top A-Gon? 9 is pretty good.

    • Professor Longnose says:

      They did a whole thing about how well the ball travels here. So I think someone will do more than 9 at some point.

  6. Professor Longnose says:

    Cano is pounding the ball. If he took the bad pitches, he’d win this easy.

  7. Steve S. says:

    Wow. Cano is killing it.

  8. Sean P says:

    Man, Cano had some moon shots.

  9. Steve S. says:

    This is the one day of the baseball season when I miss the steroids. McGwire and Sosa did the derby way back when, and it seemed every other shot pushed 500 ft.

  10. Professor Longnose says:

    Ooh, looks like Bautista won’t make it past the first round.

  11. Steve S. says:

    The NL is teh suxor

  12. Professor Longnose says:

    Matt Kemp is bombing. Bautista may have more of a shot.

  13. I can has Justin Upton?

  14. Professor Longnose says:

    If Ortiz hits 5 or more, Bautista is out.

  15. Sean P says:

    Here’s hoping for Papi to break a leg, literally, in the next round

  16. Professor Longnose says:

    Wow. Cano’s already hit another 8, with 4 outs to go in round 2.

  17. Professor Longnose says:

    Cano’s beat Gonzalez’s first round.

  18. T.O. Chris says:

    So Robbie has stolen the show at this point.

    • Professor Longnose says:

      He’s really on. And the 4 longest homers so far, too.

      • T.O. Chris says:

        His 475 shot was projected at 495. That’s a bomb.

        By the way, who the hell goes to a game to get in the pool?

        • Professor Longnose says:

          That is kind of bizarre. Of course, in 110-degree heat, I might think different.

          • T.O. Chris says:

            Arizona heat is not bad. I lived there for a while. They have almost no humidty, so it never feels as bad as it really is. Houston is the opposite, we have 90+% humidity daily damn near. In fact it’s easy to get heat stroke in Arizona because you never feel it coming on, and you hardly sweat.

  19. T.O. Chris says:

    Fielder has to hit 13 to make this interesting, because I think Gonzalez has at least 7 in this round.

    • Professor Longnose says:

      He’s capable of it. He had an amazing tie round.

      • T.O. Chris says:

        Yeah, but 15+ home runs in 10 outs is harder than 5 home runs in 5 swings.

        If I was him I wouldn’t have taken those last 2 swings in the tie breaker. Just making yourself more tired.

        • Professor Longnose says:

          Well, he didn’t. The AL clinches. It’s Gonzalez vs Cano. And they’re probably both tired.

          • T.O. Chris says:

            They both hit 20 so it’s even at least. I know the numbers start over, but they both spent the same amount of energy, or there about.

  20. T.O. Chris says:

    Down to Cano and Gonzalez now. They could’ve called this NL Vs AL East.

  21. T.O. Chris says:

    Robbie and his dad look almost nothing alike, except they have identical smiles.

  22. T.O. Chris says:

    You gotta get at least one phone number from that diving pool catch.

  23. Professor Longnose says:

    I don’t expect Cano to match Gonzalez in this round, but he did really well anyway.

  24. Professor Longnose says:

    Of course, I could be wrong. He’s still hitting them out.

  25. Professor Longnose says:

    He’s got 7. On pace to beat Gonzalez!

  26. Professor Longnose says:

    8! 6 outs to go.

  27. Professor Longnose says:

    9! But only 4 outs to go.

  28. Professor Longnose says:

    10! 1 more to tie.

  29. Professor Longnose says:

    11! One more for the win, and 4 outs to go!

  30. Professor Longnose says:

    He did it!

    But he didn’t finish the round. Too bad. Might have had more.

  31. T.O. Chris says:

    I think Cano just borrowed Sabathia’s beast mode!

    Well without Alex out for a month plus, Cano started his 4 hole hitting early!!

  32. Duh, Innings! says:

    Fun(ny) fact:

    Jeter is second in BA among everyday Yankees not on the disabled list, third if Nunez is indeed the everyday 3B while A-Rod is out.

    Cano .296
    Nunez .279
    Jeter .270

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