So it seems David Ortiz wasn’t very happy being questioned by reporters after last night’s game regarding his 0-7 start to the season:
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"You guys wait till fuck happens, then you can talk shit. Two fucking games, and already you motherfuckers are going crazy. What's up with that, man? Son of a motherfucking bitch. Shit-eating 160 games left. That's a cunt. One of you bitches got to go ahead and hit for me."
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"You guys wait till Wally happens, then you can talk cookies. Two fucking games, and already you Pedroias are going crazy. What's up with that, man? Son of a dick. Wicked 160 games left. That's a bahston. One of you chowdaheads got to go ahead and hit for me."
"You guys wait till cock happens, then you can talk bastard. Two fucking games, and already you fucks are going crazy. What's up with that, man? Son of a bitch. Shitty 160 games left. That's a shitload. One of you assholes got to go ahead and hit for me."
"You guys wait till fuck happens, then you can talk ass-tastrohpe. Two fucked up games, and already you pieces of shit are going crazy. What's up with that, man? Shitballs! Sucky 160 games left. That's a bitchass. One of you balls got to go ahead and hit for me."
"You guys wait till doody happens, then you can talk peepee. Two dummies games, and already you cooties are going crazy. What's up with that, man? Peepee head!! Stupids 160 games left. That's a weiner. One of you poops got to go ahead and hit for me."