I would just like to strongly encourage ALL of our readers to join the amazing, fabulous Yankees Universe fan club! For just $99.95 you get all of these tremendous benefits!
- 2009 World Series DVD
- Yankees Cap
- Yankees Mug
- Portable Speakers
- Yankee Stadium Tour
- Flash Drive with exclusive content
A MUG! NO! GET OUT!!!! Do you have any idea what coffee mugs go for these days? That’s worth the entire membership fee right there!
But wait, there’s more!
Order now, and you’ll get these fabulous benefits AT NO EXTRA COST!
- 2010 Membership Card
- New York Yankees Sticker
- Next generation Gameday and audio experience
- 10% discount at Yankees Clubhouse Shops
- Special online yankees.com shop discounts throughout the season
- Access to members-only section with exclusive content
- Fast track entrance at Yankee Stadium, Gate 2
- Fast-track entrance at Yankees Museum presented by Bank of America
- A portion of all proceeds donated to Memorial Sloan Kettering
A Yankee sticker. Wow, now I know how Emperor Shah Jahan must have felt when he entered the Taj Majal. Just further proof that we, as Yankee fans, are spoiled.
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6 Responses to What a deal!
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TIQ IQ
Suck on a sour grape much?
C’mon, he’s just joking around.
You think?
They just sent the wrong person this e-mail, that’s all.
Good god. All of that for 99.95?
Well, much of that is also dependent upon whether or not the “Yankee cap” is a New Era fitted or the retarded “One Size Fits All”.
If it’s the fitted cap, this might be the greatest club membership incentives program of all time….all time!
The DVD and Cap (19.99 + 32.99) is already worth more than 50% of the membership fee. I approve of this “Yankees Universe” thing.
If only I have money. Maybe I should start to work part-time from now on. :D
This is the funniest post in a while. I thought maybe you had to do something like this to avoid a lawsuit. Screw them… 100 dollars for a fricken coffee mug and a sticker. 10% off the fricken clubhouse purchases… wow, so now a t-shirt costs 36 instead of 40.