Joba DUI Video Released

Well, he wasn’t nearly as bad as Tony LaRussa, who’s DUI video revealed the hammered Cardinals manager had fallen asleep at a traffic light with his foot on the brake and the car still in gear. The ensuing footage had LaRussa unable to complete the alphabet without singing like a proud three year-old.

For Joba Chamberlain, however, the sobriety test was much less embarrassing as the 23 year-old nearly came off OK according to a video obtained by the Smoking Gun – OK, that is, until the “walk the line” test.

I guess this is the type of stuff baseball junkies qualify as news when today is an off-day between an opening day loss and the second game of the season.